PBR Baltimore

I'm blogging live during the NBC presentation of rounds 2 and 3 of the PBR Baltimore event because I got ticked off before the first commercial break. Of course, with William so sick, my patience for idiot buttheads is non-existent.

Basically, I'm noticing that although it's a new year, it's still the same old bullshit. The Point Fairy already struck, but at least her arrival was announced. "OH by the way, Travis Briscoe's score was upped from 90 points to 90.50." I suppose I should be hopeful that since they've decided to let us know when they jack up a score after the fact that one fine day they might deign to give us an explanation for that jack up rather than implying that they can change scores on a whim and we can just go jack off. I don't want a generic explanation either. I want to know what led them to add to or take off points each time they do it.

God's gift to psycho, blood lust, tiny pricked assholes, aka Kody Lohstroh, received an 86.something for a ride in which he spent probably 2 seconds in correct position on a crummy bull and finished the ride on the bull's butt whereas Guilherme (Who?) received an 85 for being in perfect position on a relatively decent bull matching that bull move for move in a beautiful "How to" visual aid.

As William predicted last year, one of the new fan attractions this year is Fantasy Bull Riding. I have a fantasy, but I doubt it's what the PBR is looking for. After hearing about Kody Lohstroh and his other small penised, psychotic, blood lust buddies that think slowly killing an ancient lion in a canned hunt was funny, my fantasy is that Lohstroh will draw Blueberry Buckle. In that fantasy, Blueberry buckle will break both Lohstroh's legs so that he can't crawl away. Then for 5 minutes Buckle will roll and toss that sleazy bastard all over the arena so that he knows how that old, sick, crippled miserable lion felt. I don't want Lohstroh dead or even permanently crippled. No. I want worse. I want him to feel the pain and fear of that lion. I want him to literally piss and crap himself. I don't want him let off the hook by death. If Blueberry Buckle and all the other bulls in the pen can laugh like Kody and his buddies in the video did, all the better.

I would also like to complain about the spelling of bull names. I didn't mention it last year. I just rolled my eyes a lot. "Optimist Prime" sent me over the edge though. IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME for god's sake. He's a Transformers character. Perhaps y'all should GOOGLE a cool name before you use it? Ya think?

In retrospect, I may have to wait until the chemo really starts to heal my husband's cancer before I can watch PBR with any sort of patience for human bullshit.